is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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