We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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