Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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