I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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