I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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