last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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