Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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