He asked me if I "almost moaned"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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