If i come over, it means nothing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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