Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Farmville is her only friend.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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