There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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