i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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