Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
