dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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