Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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