Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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