i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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