we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
