Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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