did you get engaged???
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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