awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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