Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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