no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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