everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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