i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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