she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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