I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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