I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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