nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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