I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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