singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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