It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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