Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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