In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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