Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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