Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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