I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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