I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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