Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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