so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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