can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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