He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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