Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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