we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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