i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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