My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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