whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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