I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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