Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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