We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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