I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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