It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In America we eat man semen.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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