last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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