Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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