She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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